May 2013
How to Write an Essay
step 1: open Microsoft word
step 2: cry
machokeonmydick:
*makes a sim of me* *makes a sim of u*
“If you’re looking for sympathy you’ll find it between shit and syphilis in the...”
– Barrel Fever: Stories and Essays, David Sedaris (via perpetuallypro-solitude)
“Some people underestimate how erotic it is to be understood.”
– Mary Rakow (via benedictsmith)
“Ne piški u lavabo, dobro jedi, slušaj mamu i tatu i ne plači u društvu.”
– (via traceintheinfinity)
“Do not ignore it. Fuck it. Cry your heart out. Then fuck it some more.”
– Charles Bukowski, from Selected Letters Vol. 4 (via johnny-nije-dobar)
Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
